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Bopli made a plan
Forty-six pages. Colour-coded. Three appendices and a risk register. He was, by any reasonable measure, prepared.
One coin. Two teams.
Zero ball control.
Pick a duck. Make a meme. Survive the chaos.
Launching soon
Bopli is still recalculating. Dopli ate the calendar. The exact time goes out 24 hours beforehand — and the official contract will appear only on bopdop.fun, our official X and Announcements channel. Nowhere else, and not before.
0% buy / sell
tax
Liquidity
locked
Contract
renounced
Zero team
purchase at launch
No presale
no whitelist
Creator fees
disclosed
0% tax — not 0% fees. Pump.fun charges protocol and creator fees, and we say so. See what we refuse to claim.
Launch facts
- Total supply
- 1,000,000,000
- Buy / sell tax
- 0%
- Liquidity
- Locked
- Contract
- Renounced
- Team tokens
- 0
- Launch platform
- Pump.fun
Pump.fun standard
no token transfer tax
bonding curve, LP burned on graduation
mint & freeze authority revoked
zero team purchase at launch
Mayhem Mode off
About Bopli & Dopli
Two idiots. One mission.
Two ducks. Two teams. Zero ball control.
Bopli studies every chart, builds complicated plans and confidently predicts what already happened.
Dopli reads nothing, brings snacks and somehow survives every bad decision with complete confidence.
Together, they have entered The Final Quackdown — a completely serious competition for the highly prestigious Golden Crumb.
There is no complicated lore to memorise and no serious roadmap to pretend to understand.
Just original characters, ridiculous football chaos, community memes, contests and the eternal rivalry between Team Bopli and Team Dopli.
Bopli
The overthinker.
Too many tabs open. Too many calculations. Quietly certain. Frequently wrong.
Dopli
The chaos specialist.
No research. No concerns. No plan. Somehow still confident.
Different teams. Same flock.
Choose your duck, make something funny and enjoy the Quackdown.
How we got here
Bopli made a plan. Dopli ate page two.
Everything that follows is a direct consequence of those two sentences.
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Dopli ate page two
She said it looked important. She was not wrong. Page two contained the entire strategy. Pages three through forty-six now refer to it constantly.
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Now they want the Golden Crumb
The only final where nobody understands the rules, the scoring is disputed, and both competitors are confident for completely unrelated reasons.
Choose your duck
Pick your idiot
One coin. One contract. Two teams who cannot agree on anything except that the other one is wrong. The rivalry is the joke — it never splits the token.
No wallet. No login. No email. Pick an idiot and defend the choice in public.
The Final Quackdown
Scoreboard
Points come from making things. Not from buying things.
Team Bopli
0
No rounds judged yet. Everything starts at zero, including the duck you like.
Team Dopli
0
No rounds judged yet. Everything starts at zero, including the duck you like.
How points are earned
- Approved meme+3
- Approved video+5
- Caption battle win+10
- Poll victory+10
- Live reaction round+10
- Halftime meme battle+20
- Community final vote+25
What never earns points
- Buyingnever
- Holdingnever
- Wallet balancenever
- Trading volumenever
- Referring buyersnever
- Coordinated buysnever
A scoreboard that rewards buying is an advert wearing a game’s clothes. This one rewards effort, so the worst thing that can happen to you here is that you made a meme.
Every round above is judged by a human and recorded with a reason and a link. Nothing has been judged yet, so there is nothing to show.
Meme Lab
Make the memes yourself
Drop the ducks onto anything, add a caption, download it. Runs entirely in your browser — nothing uploads, nothing is stored, no account, no wallet.
- Pick Bopli, Dopli or both
- Use our backgrounds or drop in your own
- Drag, scale, caption, download
- Post it wherever you like — points are judged from public posts
Roadmap
How the Quackdown runs
Phases we control and will actually do. No price targets, no exchange promises, no 'Q3 partnerships'.
Phase 01
Team Selection
Two ducks. One coin. You pick an idiot and defend the choice publicly.
Phase 02
Meme Qualifiers
Bopli Tactical School versus Dopli School of Vibes. Points are awarded for creativity and nothing else.
Phase 03
Launch
The token exists. The contract goes on Verify first, then everywhere else. Two people check it before you see it.
Phase 04
Live Quackdown
Original reaction cards, live, as chaos unfolds. Neither duck understands what is happening.
Phase 05
Golden Crumb Result
One duck wins a breadcrumb on a pedestal. The other performs a community-selected punishment.
Phase 06
Same Flock
Different teams. Same flock. The rivalry is a bit — the community is not.
How to buy
You can't. Not yet.
The token does not exist. Anyone selling it right now is stealing from you — there are no exceptions.
Right now, the only safe move
- Do not buy any token claiming to be ours. Ours does not exist yet.
- Ignore any presale, whitelist or private allocation. There are none.
- We never DM first. Anyone who messaged you first is not us.
- Bookmark the Verify page. That's where the real address will appear.
When it does launch
- 1.Open our Verify page and copy the contract address from there — not from a DM, reply or screenshot.
- 2.Compare every character. Fakes are built to match the first and last few.
- 3.Use a Solana wallet and the official Pump.fun link shown on Verify.
- 4.Only ever spend what you are completely fine losing.
Live
Latest from the flock
Newest first. Written by us, published by hand.
One final at a time — launch is moving back
The world has a football final to get through first. Bopli has postponed the launch to avoid the clash and made a chart about it. Dopli does not know what a clash is. Dopli has the snacks. New date: Bopli says approximately one week, pending review. Dopli ate the calendar. No token exists yet — no presale, no private link, no early access. When it is real it appears on bopdop.fun first, then X, then Announcements.
The ducks have been briefed
Bopli prepared a forty-six page tactical plan. Dopli ate page two. We are proceeding anyway.
No token exists yet
No presale. No whitelist. No private link. Any coin using this identity right now is not ours. We never DM first.
Clean launch
Only things that are actually true
Every line below is true of a standard Pump.fun launch and checkable by someone who doesn't trust us. That is the whole test.
Standard Pump.fun launch
0% buy / sell tax
Liquidity locked in the bonding curve
LP burned automatically on graduation
Mint authority revoked
Freeze authority revoked
Mayhem Mode disabled
No presale
No whitelist
No private sale
No project bundler
No bundled project wallets
No hidden team wallets
No team or KOL allocations
Zero team purchase at launch
Publicly labelled deployer wallet
Publicly labelled creator-fee wallet
Creators paid in cash, with disclosure
No fake volume, holders or followers
No coordinated-buy instructions
No treasury price support
No promised buybacks
No price, market-cap or listing promises
Contract published only after it exists
The part nobody likes saying
Automated third-party traders may enter before ordinary users. We cannot prevent this and we will not pretend otherwise. Nobody receives private early access.
Things we could say here, and won’t
These phrases are on nearly every meme coin site. Each one is either false for this launch or unmeasurable. Here’s the specific reason each is missing.
- 0% feesThe token has no tax, but Pump.fun charges protocol and creator fees on trades. “0% tax” is true. “0% fees” would not be.
- No botsWe do not control who trades. Anyone claiming otherwise is guessing.
- No sniper advantageSame reason. Automated traders are faster than people. That is simply true.
- 100% community ownedUnmeasurable, and every rug says it.
- Guaranteed returns · 100x · price targetsNobody can promise this. Anyone who does is selling you something.
- AuditedThere is no audit. A standard Pump.fun token has no custom contract to audit.
- Exchange listing confirmedWe have no listing agreement with any exchange and cannot arrange one.
- Backed by · partnered withThere are no backers and no partners. Just two ducks.
- Utility coming soonThere is no product roadmap. It is a meme coin and we say so.
- Staking · rewards · passive incomeNone of these exist. Anything offering them under our name is a scam.
- Deflationary · auto-burnThere is no burn mechanism beyond Pump.fun's own LP burn at graduation.
- Presale allocationThere is no presale, so there is nothing to allocate.
- Risk-free · can’t loseYou can lose everything. See the risk statement.
Community
Join the flock
Be part of history.
Bop it. Dop it. Hold it.
One coin, two teams, and a group chat that never sleeps. Pick an idiot, make something stupid, and argue about ducks with strangers.
Official accounts only
Only accounts listed here and on Verify are ours. Anything else using our name wants something from you.
